26 cards where the illustration contains “sexually-suggestive”

Alluring Scent (Portal Second Age #121)
Brainstorm (Double Masters #338)
Clergy en-Vec (Tempest #14)
Crossway Vampire (Innistrad #135)
Deadly Allure (Dark Ascension #58)
Denied! (Unglued #22)
Dovescape (Secret Lair Drop #95)
Earthbind (Limited Edition Alpha #145)
Elvish Ranger (Alliances #88a)
Essence Vortex (Ice Age #287)
Flaccify (Unhinged #32)
Gwendlyn Di Corci (Legends #228)
Haunting Apparition (Mirage #267)
Keeper of the Mind (Exodus #36)
Necro-Impotence (Unhinged #60)
Plains (Jumpstart #39)
Resurrection (Limited Edition Alpha #34)
Rod of Spanking (Unhinged #127)
Runner's Bane (Dragon's Maze #17)
Serum Visions (Friday Night Magic 2015 #8)
Spellseeker (Secret Lair Drop #1165)
Stonecloaker (Planar Chaos #19)
Succumb to Temptation (Eldritch Moon #107)
Tempting Licid (Stronghold #122)
Uktabi Orangutan (Visions #123)
Vampire's Bite (Zendikar #117)

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